Khloe Kardashian Got Married Picture

Khloe Kardashian Got Married Picture

Khloe Kardashian Got Married

Khloe Kardashian (not pictured) and Lamar Odom actually did get married Sunday afternoon, at 5:12pm at a private residence in Beverly Hills according to People, and it’s lucky for her it wasn’t scheduled for even one day later because it seems he was starting to come to his senses.

Odom has lawyered up … The problem is they have to get married on Sunday and there isn’t enough time to hash out a prenuptial agreement.
…they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the wedding must be shot this Sunday.
Lamar wants a postnup — meaning the agreement will be hashed out and hopefully signed after Sunday’s event.

It’s not exactly clear if the ceremony yesterday was even legally binding, and early word is the two are miles apart as far as prenup/postnup details. She wants no special terms outlined because of the duration of their relationship before the wedding in case of divorce, and he wants to put her in a centrifuge to see if she’s hiding any testicles.

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Todays Top Story Picture

Todays Top Story Picture

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Super Sexy Chinese Girl Pictures

Super Sexy Chinese Girl Pictures

Super Sexy Chinese Girl Photoshoot

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Today Hot Bikini Girls Picture

Today Hot Bikini Girls Picture

Today Hot Bikini Girls

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Vogue’s Photoshop Hell

Vogue’s Photoshop Hell

Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman & Penelope Cruz

What in God’s name is happening with Vogue’s November cover?!? This is one of the most hellish, budget, ugly messes I’ve ever seen. The cover story is all about the women of Nine, which will likely be one of the biggest movies of the awards season. Nine stars Daniel Day-Lewis, Judi Dench, Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, Stacey “Fergie” Ferguson, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz and Sophia Loren, amongst others. For such a major film, it’s no surprise Vogue decided to put some of the more prominent leading ladies on the cover. Unfortunately, there is absolutely no way that Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz and Kate Hudson were all at the same location at the same time for the cover shoot.
It looks like they just cut-and-pasted Nicole Kidman on the end, and what’s with the totally weird lighting on every single woman? Marion looks like she has a spotlight on her, while Penelope looks half-shadowed. Meanwhile, Kate looks like she smelled something. Yikes. Ten bucks says this shot is by Annie Leibovitz, and twenty says she is not happy with it. Plus, Nine takes place in Rome – why not do a fashion shoot in Rome? Why do these women have to be looking pissy at the beach?
Anyway, Vogue hasn’t put up the cover story online yet, but they do have an interesting feature – nine great looks from each of the cover ladies. I tend to think that would have been a better cover – just put older images from these ladies, and jam them together on the cover. Or, better yet, just put the immortal Daniel Day-Lewis on the cover and call it a day. Out of the whole cast, I’d say Daniel has the best shot at winning an Oscar for Nine. Sigh. And now I’m looking forward to Daniel’s press.

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Megan Fox’s Bratty Behavior Could Cost Her

Megan Fox’s Bratty Behavior Could Cost Her

Speculative Spoilers For Transformers

In Touch Weekly is reporting a juicy rumor. Apparently, some people think there’s a chance Transformers director Michael Bay will kill off Megan Fox’s character in the next Transformers sequel. Stop… listen. This is the sound of a career dying. Not with a bang, but a whimper. Shh! Quiet, Megan Fox is learning a valuable career lesson about not sh-tting on the hand that feeds her. Will she really learn this lesson, or has this whole Megan Fox experience been an exercise in pipe dreams?
Here’s the story: Megan Fox and Michael Bay sort of hate each other. Maybe “hate” is a strong word. Commenter GatsyGal had an interesting theory about Megan and Michael. She thinks that their months-long, drawn-out war of words has all been a lover’s quarrel, and that their disputes are all about sex. Could be – it’s certainly a solid theory given what we know about the two of them. Namely, Megan is really dumb and she will say and do anything to get attention, and Michael is really gross, and probably a pervert. They’re sort of perfect for each other. Anyway, Michael and Megan have been fighting for about four months, with too much back-and-forth between the two of them to even detail. Suffice to say, Megan is extremely unprofessional, and Michael is egomaniacal. And he’s going to kill her. Her character, that it. Maybe. Hopefully.

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Daddy’s Real Job Picture

Daddy’s Real Job Picture

Daddy’s Real Job

Ahhh, what a refreshing image – Hollywood hunk Hugh Jackman hanging out with his family at the local farmers market in New York City.
No burly bodyguards, no unnecessary attention – just him and his gals enjoying quality time together. It makes the Sexiest Man Alive look even more sexy.
Makes you want to smile doesn’t it? Happy Friday, folks!

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George Clooney Lavishes Gifts On Hooker

George Clooney Lavishes Gifts On Hooker

George Clooney Lavishes Gifts

George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis has lasted more than two months, for anyone who had money riding on it. Speaking of rides, Elisabetta is still getting the same Sarah-Larson-esque, glowing, ridiculous press coverage. At least there are no smarmy quotes from Clooney trying to convince us that Elisabetta is a “great co-pilot” for ride of life. Instead, we get this lovely little report from In Touch Weekly, all about how Clooney is lavishing gifts on his lovely working girl:

George Clooney’s romance with Italian TV personality Elisabetta Canalis is heating up. According to a pal, Clooney is so smitten that he recently presented her with a ring. It’s not an engagement ring – but it is a sign they’re getting serious.
As In Touch first reported, George invited Elisabetta to move into his Studio City, California home and now that she’s there, he’s spoiling her rotten.
In addition to slipping the Cartier diamond on her finger, George also bought her a Hermes Kelly bag and countless pairs of designer shoes.
“Every day is like Christmas at George’s house for Elisabetta,” says his buddy, adding, “He’s even looking at a Maserati. He’s had a great life for a long time, but she seems to make him very happy.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition, October 19 2009]

And now I just wasted way too much time looking at Cartier’s jewelry collection on their website. Jesus, I really want like twenty of those rings. Please, George? I’ll do anything you want, seriously. I have big boobs and I’m a brunette. And I’ll do anything for expensive jewelry. I’m so your type.

Also, I would much prefer the sports car to the engagement ring. Granted, if you get the engagement ring, the car could come after that. But come on! Sports car > diamond ring.

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Listen to Daddy, Miley Picture

Listen to Daddy, Miley Picture

Listen to Daddy, Miley

If Miley Cyrus is a good girl and does what her dad says, she’ll be back on Twitter in a shot.
Says Billy Ray: “I understand ‘it is true one bad apple spoils the bunch.’ But listen to the words of your songs ‘Stand… for what ya believe in’…Remember?
“Miley. You are a light in a world of darkness. You were born ‘Destiny Hope Cyrus’ for a reason.You can’t leave everyone now. We r countin on u (sic).”
We’re not sure about the “light in a world of darkness” bit — but we agree with the rest. Come back Miley!

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Watch Out " She Bites Picture

Watch Out " She Bites Picture

Watch Out " She Bites

Paris Hilton was looking… reptilian when we shared the red carpet with her New York last night.
But we kept a safe distance, after discovering the socialite has been getting fight training.
Paris was taught to kick ass by trainers for her cameo role as a monster in TV show Supernatural, which aired last night.
She says, ”I just had to learn how to basically punch and hit and do it in a way that looks real but it’s not, so I didn’t hurt the other actors.”
We believe her. And we bet she’s pretty fierce when she’s angry

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